Bad American

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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICANby: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smartAmerican.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, anddoes not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when andwhere they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceledJerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching orarguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave! I haven't burned anywitches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to whereyou came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend JesseJackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always partof the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you'rerunning from them..
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breakingthe law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. Ithink it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don'twant you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation inthe world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sellme stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takestwo parents.
And what is going on with gas prices...again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone youknow.
We want our country back!
We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find outthere isn't,Than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.
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