We have been having, needless to say, a VERY interesting discussion. We've been talking about men, ...would they rather stand or sit, to go to the bathroom. LOL I know .... this is definately "strange" conversation. It all started with a joke about Adam and Eve, and it somehow escalated from there. Anyone who knows me, knows that I can't pass up an opportunity to tell a story...especially, if it involves me. I hope you get a good laugh out of this one... everyone else did! Even me, now that I look back on it...it was pretty hysterical!!! Well, they say laughter is good for the soul.... I hope your soul is good, after reading this story I'm going to share with you!

Lev



On our way home one year from Florida, after visiting Lee's mom, as we just headed out on our trip home, there was a torential down pour. Now, if any of you have been in Fl. when it rains...you know what I'm talking about. I can imagine that you may also have them in Brazil, being a tropical country. Well... needless to say...my bladder, not holding as well as it use to...due to age, and having 3 children, before long, I had to go to the bathroom. So...I told Lee to start looking for a station...or exit, where we could go hit a gas station. We took the first exit that we came to. Came to a stop, and looked both directions. Not a gas station in site. Not anything in site, either direction, as far as we could see. Well, under NORMAL circumstances, I would have said...get back out on the highway, and we'll go to the next exit. But there was NO driving any farther, or I was going to POP!!!! We found a drive-way to some animal farm, or preserve..something like that...and there was no one around. Now mind you...they don't have nice big full trees, like oaks, and maples, like we do here in Missouri...they have these little palm trees...that give NO shelter what so ever...and no tree trunk to hide behind either. LOL.

Now...imagine,... we had made this trip... 5 of us in one car...packed like sardines! This is a 24 hr. drive...straight through. So....here is the entire family in the car. It is pouring down rain...and I'm gonna have to try and find a tree....LOL...boy...is this a joke. LOL Then to TOP it all off....I have on a one-piece outfit... dress/shorts deal. And to make things even more interesting... you'll have to understand that I am NOT an endowed woman...if ya know what I mean! lol God did NOT want me to have boobs...I got stuck in puberty... So...needless to say, I have NO need for a bra...never wear one, except on occasion. Oh...and don't forget the near hurricane that's still going on outside. So, I grab the umbrella...go trapesing through water up over my sandles,...heading for a palm tree. The entire car is watching me try to balance the umbrella between my chin, and shoulder, and still manage to keep it over my head...lol.... While doing this balancing act with the umbrella, i'm also trying to hold all my clothes to one side....lol....in order to not peeeeeee all over them!!!! It was evident, with no bra...I couldn't take the thing completely down!!! So, after this ordeal, I head back to the car, where, before I can EVER get in, I see the entire car crackin' up with laughter

So, anyway, Miasa, that would definatley have been the day, I wish I could have just ........whipped it out there!!! LOL I could have sure done that and held the umbrella at the same time. lol

I have another Florida story, but I don't know if you could take that much laughing in one post. I'll make that a seperate one! LOL

Love,
Lev