Woman's (real) Prayer

WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:

Now I lay meDown to sleep.

I pray the LordMy shape to keep

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots

Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear LordFor all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie toyou.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."