WHY WHY WHY

Why, Why, Why>>>>>> why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries>> are getting dead?>>>> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know>> there is not enough money?>>>> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion>> stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?>>>> Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?>>>> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?>>>> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you>> throw a revolver at him?>>>> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?>>>> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?>>>> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?>>>> Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the>> bubbles are always white?>>>> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?>>>> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes>> that something new to eat will have materialised?>>>> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their>> vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it>> down to give the vacuum one more chance?>>>> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first>> try?>> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?>>>> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a>> shopping cart then apologises for doing so, why do we say, "It's all>> right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, >> you>> stupid idiot?">>>> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's>> falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?>>>> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in>> summer when we complained about the heat?>>>> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?>>>> And my FAVOURITE......>> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is>> suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best>> friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. I've done my job and sent>> this email to you , now it's up to you to send it on.>>>> < * }}}}><