Patients

Are ya ready for a funny???


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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room,
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.
It was quickly determined that the patient had
acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate
surgery. When she was completely disrobed on
the operating table, the staff noticed that "another area"
had been dyed green, and above it there was a
tattoo that read , "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery
was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

Submitted by RN no name

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As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB ,
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing
this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further
embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and
sheepishly said, "I'm sorry Was I tickling you?"
She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were
whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener"

Dr. wouldn't submit his name