Smiles from the Bible

...Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he marriedRuth?

A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in theBible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock whileeveryone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier inthe Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to thebank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in theBible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of theGarden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout theland.

Also, probably a Honda, because the apostleswere all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his childrenas to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especiallywealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks werealways overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned inthe Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.(Groan...)

PS...Did you know it's a sin for a woman to makecoffee?

Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . ."He-brews"